green day

Yes, well, today is green day - that is, the day one empties all those little Tupperware and margarine tubs that have somehow been pushed to the back of the fridge and has a smorg of leftovers.

First:

UNBELIVABLE MATH PROBLEM
Great for kids!
This is cool :)

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country.

1. Grab a calculator. (You wont be able to do this in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Mutiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Mutiply by 250
6. Add the last four numbers of your phone number
7. Add the last four numbers of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer?

Hat-tip to sis-in-law M.

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Here's HOW TO CLEAN HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...
7. Feel better? Works for me!

Actually, Debra at As I See it Now has a much more uplifting take on the subject of housework, which you should now read to cancel out the above.

Hat-tip to my friend J.

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And finally, once in a while when my doc rambles on, his twongue gets tisted. He let drop this little pearl on Monday: "This gentleman is suffering from weight-related age loss." Oh that there were such a thing – or maybe there is!