A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.
Do you have De Gaulle to link this?
I posted it because I have nothing Toulouse.
Do you have De Gaulle to link this?
I posted it because I have nothing Toulouse.
(Thanks for this one, Joe.)
2 comments:
Loved this.
Here's a definition for you.
"Baroque is when you're out of Monet."
Not original. Heard this somewhere, sometime. That's as close as I can get to giving credit.
:) I like
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